‘Homeland’ Hot Mess: Carrie Mathison’s Craziest Moments (NSFW)

Since the day he bought “Saving Private Ryan” from the PingDing Shan DVD store, Haoran has wanted to study film in America. Our resident ping pong extraordinaire also doubles as our videographer and editor. From his place in front of his computer, office dog in lap, Haoran is a treasure trove of one-liners and witty comparisons. While listening to Bruce Springsteen sing on TV, Haoran asked, “Who’s that? Forrest Gump?”