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Entertainment February 9, 2017
Valentine’s Day is around the corner and of course the first thing that comes to mind when you think of the romantic, Hallmark-sponsored holiday is Donald Trump, right?
Okay, so normally it [hopefully] isn’t. But thanks to imgur user TKFN4212817 you can celebrate your love with a Trump-inspired V-Day card that will make you laugh… and probably cry.
And with sentiments like “I’d lift my travel ban for you, baby.” they’re the perfect way to commemorate your SO while also giving them a reminder that this nightmare machine is in fact our current Commander-in-Chief. Happy day!
Below, ENTITY shares five Donald Trump Valentine’s Day Cards that would be perfect for Valentine’s Day… if you hate your Valentine.
This Valentine’s Card reminds your special someone that yes, Donald Trump really did say that he would date his own daughter.
It’s hard to forget when Trump complimented his own daughter’s “very nice figure” and admitted, “I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.”
Yes, he really did say that.
If you think that’s a charming and appropriate thing for a father to say about his daughter, this Valentine’s Day card is for you. Who says incest can’t be romantic?
Though he’s never admitted to being a racist, Trump has quite the evidence piling up against him. From his horrible comments about Mexicans to the fact that he was endorsed by the Klu Klux Klan during the election, he certainly doesn’t have a problem with white nationalists to say the least.
If you… okay, honestly just please don’t send this card.
Donald Trump sure loves to give himself a pat on the back. This Valentine’s Day card is for the cocky romantic.
Donald Trump certainly loves to pat himself on the back, whether it be for great “The Apprentice” ratings or for raising the U.S. Consumer Confidence Index for December by nearly four points.
This card is for the Valentine who loves to brag about themselves as well as their partner – as long as they’re making them look good.
Well, everyone knows that Donald Trump loves a good executive order. He wasted no time signing a handful his very first week, and they’re likely to keep on coming.
This card is perfect for the Valentine who’s all about instant gratification, and always being right, of course.
This Valentine’s Day card is a perfect way to show your special someone that you wouldn’t want to be separated by a 1,000-foot wall.
Is your Valentine as important to you as the wall is to Donald Trump? This card is the perfect way to show them you’d never want to be separated by a 1,000-foot wall. How romantic!
So here’s to MVGA – Making Valentine’s Great Again… and to hoping these cards don’t put you off dating forever.
