5 Best Tinder Bios that Don’t Exist

Imagine if characters from beloved books and films, historical personae and controversial political leaders had Tinder accounts. God has a hilarious social media presence. Let’s find out the best Tinder bios from famous characters.

Here’s a list of 5 Tinder profiles that don’t exist, but really should.

1 MARIE ANTOINETTE, 37.

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Only 225 years away.

Bring me a cake and I’ll let you eat it… By the ocean. ?​

2 VLADIMIR PUTIN, 65.

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6,000 miles away.

Don’t own any shirts, but do own an island.

3 ANASTASIA, 18.

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5,600 miles away.

Looking for two men to take me to Paris once upon a December, s’il vous plait! ??

4 QUASIMODO, 20.

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536 years away.

Official town bell ringer. Parkour enthusiast. The King of Fools award winner (1481). ?

I hope it’s cool if my stepfather is around when we hang!

5 STEWIE GRIFFIN, 1.

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7 miles away.

An intellectual snob looking for someone to discuss Gaudi architecture and obscure Russian poetry, while sipping on Cheval Blanc 1947 Saint-Emilion. ?

Must love dogs!

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